Spam ain't so bad.
I used to be a fan of the webcomic Spamusement, until the writer eventually ran out of motivation and gave up (it's also kind of ironic, the website is now completely filled with ads). The comic took regular spam email subject lines and turned them into hilarious single-panel comics. Some were pretty funny. I don't get a whole lot of spam myself, but a couple months ago I started receiving some pretty awesome ones. This is the one that started it all:
"Europe is ready for summer. Do you?
G1rls put on their b00bs, deal it!"
Sweet! It didn't take long before even more gems found their way into my inbox:
"Force all girls to submit your sexy discipline!"
"She loves these bags"
"New generation of TVs
What Iranians really think?"
And finally...
"Want to make love everywhere? Ask us how.
Girls will call you Largissimo."
Usually they didn't even contain any links, just a nice little message for me to read every day. It got to the point where I was actually disappointed when my inbox didn't contain any spam that day. Unfortunately, I haven't received any funny ones in a while, but I'll share them when I do.